FELIS CONSTITUTIA
Micro-site · r/cats cat-mom Tumblr
User types up to three specific household laws their cat enforces (e.g., "the bathmat must point northeast", "this one drawer must never close") and gets back a single-page mock legal codex titled FELIS CONSTITUTIA with a wax-seal letterhead, fake article numbers, Latin-flavored statute names, mock-stern preamble, and a forged feline signature; the share is the codex screenshot, the funny comes from elevating petty cat tyranny into legal prose ("Article IV, §2: De Sacrosanctitate Tappetum Balnei — On the Inviolability of the Bath Mat"), and each successive law renders a fresh absurd citation s…
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