Bodega Cat: Get Your Verdict

The bodega cat has watched you shop. Swipe through a deck of purchases and small decisions it "witnessed" (oat milk at a markup, energy drink at 11pm, buying flowers for no reason, haggling over a lighter), keeping or ditching each. Your swipe pattern matches you to one of a fixed set of cat-issued verdicts — "The Overpriced Oat Milk Mystic," "Certified 2am Menace," "The Cat Approves (rare)" — each on a receipt-style card headed by the cat's unimpressed portrait and a paw-print seal of judgment. The verdict card IS the share: the cat's ruling on your character, delivered with feline indifferen…