specification.md — "Emperor Fluffington III" cat scam thread

You name your cat and tap the houses on a cartoon aerial map of your block; each house is a fixed neighbor archetype (the widow who thinks he's a starving stray, the tuna-hoarding college kids, the family who renamed him "Biscuit"). Tapping a house slots your cat's name into a hand-authored con report for that address — his cover identity there, what sob story he sold, what he's extracting daily. When you've worked the whole block it composites into a police-style "Territory Map & Racket Ledger" for Emperor [Name] III: feeding routes, aliases, and total daily tribute in cans. The card is the s…