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specification.md — WesterosCentral (HOTD-as-NBA-reporting)
What it does

User types their real-life drama into three short fields — who did the betraying, who got betrayed, and what actually went down. Output is a single WesterosCentral breaking-news bulletin card: a pre-rendered sports-desk chyron layout with a red BREAKING banner, a headline, two roster-style name tags, and three LLM-written report lines in dead-serious NBA-insider voice (sources say ___ got ass beat, loyalty officially traded to House ___, a brutal showing from ___). One fixed bulletin template; only the text slots and the LLM report vary. The card IS the share — a breaking-news screenshot you d…

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