How Jimothy are you?

A 12-card binary-tap deck of low-stakes daily annoyances — your boss schedules a 5pm Friday meeting, someone opens with "we need to talk," the group chat is arguing about dinner, your phone drops to 1% — and for each you tap "Waddle On" (unbothered) or "That Got Me." Your ratio produces a certification card: "You are 78% Jimothy — structurally unbothered. You waddle through chaos on a body that makes no sense and answer to no one." The card is the share, forwarded as your official unbothered-raccoon rating. The funny is measuring your own refusal to care against a viral raccoon's deadpan waddl…